The Horny Toad Guest House — guest house in the commune of Simpson Bay, on Saint-Martin. The nearest beach is about 460 m away as the crow flies. Nearby: Maho Beach (≈ 1.8 km).
At a glance
- Type
- Guest house
- Commune
- Simpson Bay
- Address
- 2 Vlauns Drive
- Area
- The Dutch side
- Coordinates
- 18.04013, -63.10108
Location
- Beach
- ≈ 460 m as the crow flies — Simpson Bay Beach
- Airport
- ≈ 1 km as the crow flies — Princess Juliana (SXM)
- Nearest sight
- Maho Beach — ≈ 1.8 km
Orange dot: the property; green and blue dots: sights and beaches nearby. Map © OpenStreetMap contributors. Coordinates are approximate.
Around the property
A restaurant and a food shop are within 600 m: you can manage day to day without a car.
- Restaurants
- 20 within 1 km; nearest: ≈ 350 m
- Cafés and bars
- 6 within 1 km; nearest: ≈ 290 m
- Supermarkets and grocery shops
- 4 within 1 km; nearest: Daily Supermarket, ≈ 390 m
- Bakeries
- nearest: Zee Best Bake Shop, ≈ 680 m
- Pharmacy
- nearest: The Druggist, ≈ 360 m
- Doctor, clinic or hospital
- nearest: Inner Harmony Wellness Centre, ≈ 1.3 km
- Bank or ATM
- 5 within 1 km; nearest: Windward Island Bank, ≈ 360 m
- Petrol station
- nearest: Sol, ≈ 470 m
- Bus stops
- nearest: ≈ 1.4 km
- Car rental
- 13 within 1 km; nearest: Original Car Rental, ≈ 110 m
- Ferry terminal
- nearest: ≈ 830 m
- Marina
- 3 within 1 km; nearest: St. Maarten Ship Yard, ≈ 380 m
- Dive centre
- nearest: Blue Odyssey Diving, ≈ 2.7 km
- Viewpoints
- nearest: ≈ 1.9 km
Straight-line distances based on OpenStreetMap: the actual route is longer, and a business missing from the map is not listed here. Check opening hours locally.
Things to see nearby
All sights on the island →
Beach
Maho Beach
Planes a few dozen metres above your head≈ 1.8 km
Beach
Mullet Bay
The best beach on the Dutch side≈ 2.5 km
History
Fort Louis
An 18th-century fort above Marigot≈ 3.7 km
Beach
Friar's Bay
A cosy cove with beach bars≈ 5.8 km
History
Philipsburg
The capital of the Dutch side: a boardwalk and duty-free shops≈ 6.0 km
Nature
Loterie Farm
An eco-park with zip lines in the tropical forest≈ 7.0 kmTours nearby
All tours on the island →
Sea and lagoon
A day on AnguillaBy ferry from Marigot or by catamaran to the beaches of the neighbouring island
A full dayAll year≈ 3.4 km
History and towns
A day on Saint-BarthélemyBy ferry to Gustavia: yachts, Shell Beach and Saint-Jean bay
A full dayDecember — June; much is closed in September and October≈ 6.0 km
Canyons and thrills
Racing on America's Cup yachtsYou are the crew of a genuine 12 Metre racing yacht
3 hDecember — April≈ 6.0 kmPhotos and reviews
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Other places to stay nearby
The whole area: The Dutch side →Where this data comes from
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